Thursday, April 28, 2011
You are a Winner!
You know each and every codex by heart (no need to look it up, you can be trusted) and have no problem telling an opponent where they are wrong in their rules interpretation. Obviously, the rules are meant to be read as written and who's to say that you can't model your wraithlords laying down in the prone position? They are on the correct sized bases, after all. Also, "true line of sight" means just that. You have 6 of GW's laser pointers and can find a chink in any piece of terrain. No model or armor facing is safe from you. Your precision is amazing. As a matter of fact, more important than completing a game is winning every rules dispute you encounter. You are GW's self-appointed rules lawyer and I am sure they thank you weekly.
You sneer in open disdain at your opponents' lesser knowledge of the 40k game mechanics and list building. You are sure to point out why their armies suck...unless you lose, then you are sure to point out where they are obviously building cheesy lists and abusing force organization. Who brings 6-8 AV11 gun platforms on the table anyway? They are obviously trying to compensate for their lack of true gaming skill. On that note, should a game go south, it is obviously due to less than average dice rolls or GW's crappy scenarios. You can't help it that Tau have the worst troop selections in the game. SPAM and CHEESE are part of your hourly, if not minute-by-minute vocabulary and perhaps your diet as well.
Stay frosty, winner. It is only a matter of time before the world admits your greatness. Take up your baby seal club and wade into the shallows because it isn't who you play that matters, it's how many times you've won, and you sir, are a winner!